so explain again why im purple
no
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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