My friends, they love my intelligence
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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