So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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