She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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