Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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