So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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