drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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