I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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