Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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