Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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