so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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