Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
No subtext here. People are naked.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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