hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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