girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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