somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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