Buhtt sex?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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