i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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