I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
