YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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