Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Randomize