Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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