Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
then he tried to convert me to islam
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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