To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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