That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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