I hate your face
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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