Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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