Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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