so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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