It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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