Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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