normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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