i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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