I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
...so i touched it.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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