All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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