its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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