If that was your dad, he is hot
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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