K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Randomize
