Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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