Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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