I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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