Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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