i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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