the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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