operation harelip BJ is a go
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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