I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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