I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
