try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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