So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
