He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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