high people should be assigned attendants
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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