I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
this will be a night to untag.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm bleeding and have questions
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
