they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Is this like a preordered booty call?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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