its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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